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1. For better pictures and videos, always take the lens cap off before you shoot. (That's that black plastic thingy in front of the lens for many.)
2. uh-h-h, let me think about this some more...
3. ok, never use a match to see if the pilot light is lit.
4. Open the garage door first, THEN, put the car in reverse.
5. If you relocate to another residence, don't forget to give the moving company your new address.
6. When complaining about the latest stupid email that your boss sent to everyone, don't hit "Reply All."
7. "Never give up! Never surrender!" ...er, uh, no wait, someone else said that huh...some of you know I think...
8. How to make ravioli - First, you get a can opener...
9. Always make sure there is toilet paper in the bathroom before you, er, uh, you know...
10. The amount of space left in a box is inversely proportional to the amount that was there before you took whatever was originally in the box out...whew, that was a mouthful!
